onsdag 21. mai 2008

Play with fruit...

Well, we said we are playing did we not? One thing that is fun to do is to include food as sex toys.

Have you ever tried this?


- Put an egg up your pussy, and squeeze it out (without breaking it?)

- Use a banana as a dildo, and taking the skin of and let your man eat his best banana split ever?

- Peal an orange, insert the parts of the orange in your pussy and allow your man to get fresh orange juice?

- Have you ever made a pussy out of a water melon? I bet you will come within 8 min!

Play with food and sex, send us your comments!!

Judy and Benny

Sex in your car?

This is what get Benny really exited.. I guess because it is not on the "things you should do in traffice" list :)


We have a big and spacy SUV, and most of this is hard to do in my car..before I flip the roof open :)


Dashboard Confession

This car sex position is great if you have bucket seats! The dashboard confession looks just like that…a confession. You (him) are sitting upright in the passenger seat and your girl is sitting on your lap and posed in a forward position with her hand on the alter….uh I mean dashboard.
She will use her hands to push and grind religiously on your lap while dusting off the dash with her sweaty palms. You (him) will place your hands on her waist or hips and help her with taking you to the "higher power" of orgasm, occasionally lifting her bottom off your staff of joy.
The downside to this position is that it has the highest "BUSTED" factor of any position. Because you are both facing the same way you can't se others, like cops, come up behind you and surprise you. And, because you are both in the same seat of an empty car that is not moving you are inviting onlookers and voyeurs to watch your girl receive her pleasure penance.


Back Seat Driver

You knew this one was coming! The backseat (if you have one) is the ultimate place to be the Road Warrior. Lean the other seats forward so you have moving space, leg room and a place to hide.

The upside to the backseat is you can sit up and/or lay flat to get it on with YOUR stick shift being the only one in the way. You can lie down and hide if you hear a noise or want to pass out from flooding the engine. Plus, I learned the hard way it is better to get sweat and body fluids on the back seat then the front.


The Grand Prix

Car sex is not always the most satisfying but it is definitely fun, exciting and adventurous. I highly encourage you to try a new "road map" the next time you and your girl are out and about.
Whether you go out to dinner or on a road trip you will never look at your car the same way again. So the next time you go to dinner, take a detour on the way home. Pull into a parking lot and have some fun. If you see a truck with a blond head bobbing, then find another parking lot break in your driving skills, this track is not big enough for the both of us.

PS... Bring a towel for the pit crew, and if you know there are many "Troopoers" in your area.. watch out :)